My kawaii Catholic father
| me: | FUCK |
|---|---|
| dad: | lol |
| me: | JESUS CHRIST |
| dad: | OMG DON'T EVER SAY THAT YOU'RE GROUNDED YOU'RE NOT MY CHILD YOU DISAPPOINT ME |
Musing of a Knight
This is the legendary story of a great hero who.... has not found his calling yet, so he's gonna go rant about things and follow people much more talented then him.
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I forgot I did this.
Accurate
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human-pinkamena-andchocolate-pie:
reblog if you sung this in the song’s actual rhythm.
dang it… I just did… again…
still in awe over the quality animation in these episodes.
me when i get married probably
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Tom on Loki’s idea of ruling the human race as their king.
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“Being an idealist is not being a simpleton; without idealists there would be no optimism and without optimism there would be no courage to achieve advances that so-called realists would have you believe could never come to fruition.” ― Alisa Steinberg
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It’s just rude not to.
That moment when you meow back and your cat just looks at you weird and walks away and you’re like “wtf did I just say?”
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